his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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