operation harelip BJ is a go
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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