coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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