Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Four minutes until I can fart!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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