If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
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I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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