Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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