Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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