he shaved USA in his pubs
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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