I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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