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I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
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Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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