i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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