Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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