Kiss
Puke
love makes seman taste better
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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