She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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