How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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