so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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