Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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