I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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