Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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