Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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