i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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