I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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