i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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