Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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