yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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