Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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