she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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