I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
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We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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