Can i not drive my cunt home
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Even my vagina gasped.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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