Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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