I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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