I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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