did you get engaged???
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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