dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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