I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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