I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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