Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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