Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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