doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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