I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Randomize