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dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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