just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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