also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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