Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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