You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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