if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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