i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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