i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm sobbing to NWA
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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