pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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