If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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